See this old fucker? He nearly killed me.I was going to the store, and minding my own business, cruising along in the left hand lane of a 4 lane street. As I passed the car in the right hand lane, I signaled so I could move over - I had to make a right about a block and a half ahead. Well, this decrepit piece of shit decides he doesn't like that idea and speeds up so I can't get into the lane. SPEEDS UP - like he's God of Hicks Road - all powerful and only HE says who enters what lanes.
So, I almost smash right into his driver side door, then correct and get back in my lane, wait for Doctor Depends to pass and then get back in the right lane. He then pulled into a local restaurant parking lot to pick up a bite. Being an asshat makes a man hungry!
I got stopped at the light where I needed to turn and I got out my camera and took a few pictures, so everyone can enjoy his douchbaggery. You should have seen the look on his face as the flash on my camera kept going off. He stood there frozen like this - with a look on his face that I could only describe as....Alzheimer's. Buh-bye Doctor No.
He's probably sitting at home right now, soiling his depends, wondering when the cops are going to show up to arrest him for being an ancient tool.
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