Jive talkin'

So I took yesterday off work. I had a lot of running around I had to do - shopping, errands, etc. My hair turned out super cute, but that's because it was raining. In my life, super cute hair = rain. No exceptions.

Anyway, a lot of times when I have little short trips to make, I leave the television on for my cats (don't judge) so they won't feel lonely while I run in and out of the house. So I got myself together and ran out.

When I got back home, the cats were watching Maury Povich. Maury was hosting one of his scintillating "He denies my baby" episodes, in which each segment end with either "YOU ARE THE FATHER" or "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER".

So as I am unpacking my Miracle-Gro and other items, this woman is explaining to Maury that she and Baby Daddy have 4 kids together, and recently he began denying each and every one of them. He claimed a man came to their door and demanded to see his kids, prompting Baby Daddy to assume that his woman had stepped out on him at least 4 times to get knocked up with each one.

The woman started yelling and screaming stating that all four of her kids look just like Baby Daddy, and they all look so much alike that they look like....

Wait for it....wait for it......

Qua-drip-lets.

To think I thought that educational system in this country was failing our children.