Oh look, a giant loser

I don't know how I missed this one, but this selfish douche cheated on his wife and this is what she made him do to repent. I have a feeling it won't be the last uncomfortable humiliation he will experience at her hand. You can see the article here. Personally, I hope his privates wither up and fall off, yet he walks around for the rest of his life with a phantom boner that he can never, ever satisfy.

A case of anal warts would be good, too.