Cruel Shoes

The Devil Kim Kardashian sent me my shoe selection for April. You can click here if you don't remember what they looked like. Well, all I can say is - what the hell is she thinking?? The heel on this shoe is every bit 5 1/2 inches, and when the heel is that high, it doesn't matter that there's a platform in the front. Just trying them on gave me a nose bleed. I would never, ever be able to walk in these babies. They are going back to Satan.

But maybe that's what The Devil Kim Kardashian wants. Hmmm.