Kim Kardashian is the antichrist

For the longest time, I have wondered, “why on earth do I even know who Kim Kardashian is?” She always seemed to be one of those L.A. girls out clubbing with Kimberly Stewart (Rod’s daughter) but had relatively nothing to offer. Then Ryan Seacrest (who is slowly sucking the lifeblood out of Dick Clark) got a hold of her whole family – including Bruce Jenner – and put them on E! with their own show, Keeping Up with the Kardashians (I’m sure Bruce loves the title) and the rest was, well, basic cable TV gold. But at least at that point I had a reason for knowing who she was. It’s not like she made a deal with the devil or some other demonic entity - I mean, she’s on television. (Who knows, maybe she does deal with demons, at this point I really don’t care).

However, last week I gained a newfound respect for Ms. Kardashian and it’s all because of ShoeDazzle.com. It’s a shoe club. A SHOE CLUB. Like a book club, but with shoes! Oh. My. God. For $39.95 per month, you get to select from four pairs of shoes and they will send you the pair you like best. If for some reason you don’t like them, you can send them back and get another pair. And they base the selections they send you on a fashion quiz (very short) that you fill out when you first join. It’s genius, really – and Kim Kardashian is the founder. Yep. I couldn’t believe it either. Thank you Kim Kardahsian for giving women all over the world yet another reason to over extend their credit cards on shoes.

I just got my shoes for March (sorry for the pasty white foot - it's April!)

I know I cut off the back of the picture, buy aren’t they cute?!? And for all you foot fetishists out there, you’re welcome.

Well, my shoe selection for April has arrived and I can’t wait to see what they have sent me! I believe I have died and gone to heaven…or perhaps Hell with Kim Kardashian.